1 00:00:18,085 --> 00:00:19,636 Lindy? 2 00:00:19,670 --> 00:00:21,680 I'm opening up the dollhouse. 3 00:00:21,713 --> 00:00:23,307 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 4 00:00:23,340 --> 00:00:24,308 What the fuck, Les? 5 00:00:24,341 --> 00:00:25,976 It was an accident. 6 00:00:26,009 --> 00:00:27,978 Restore me! 7 00:00:28,011 --> 00:00:29,313 Now, please! 8 00:00:29,346 --> 00:00:30,689 It's just gonna take a day, 9 00:00:30,722 --> 00:00:31,732 uh, or two. 10 00:00:33,934 --> 00:00:35,861 I feel very small. 11 00:00:35,894 --> 00:00:37,154 No, no, no! - You'll be safe 12 00:00:37,187 --> 00:00:38,322 in the dollhouse. 13 00:00:38,355 --> 00:00:39,531 But I have to go to the lab 14 00:00:39,565 --> 00:00:40,991 so I can fix you. 15 00:00:41,024 --> 00:00:42,159 Is everything all right at home? 16 00:00:42,192 --> 00:00:43,994 I have to make things big again. 17 00:00:44,027 --> 00:00:45,871 Contract is for 30 days. 18 00:00:45,904 --> 00:00:47,130 That's insane! 19 00:00:49,241 --> 00:00:50,167 Shut it down. 20 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:51,301 I run this lab. 21 00:00:52,202 --> 00:00:53,211 I cannot spiral. 22 00:00:53,245 --> 00:00:56,089 What? I gotta get out of here! 23 00:01:23,150 --> 00:01:24,451 {\an8}What? 24 00:01:24,484 --> 00:01:25,786 {\an8}Did you fall asleep? 25 00:01:25,819 --> 00:01:27,454 {\an8}No. 26 00:01:27,487 --> 00:01:29,673 Are you face down on the desk? 27 00:01:31,241 --> 00:01:33,085 I'm thinking. Uh-huh. 28 00:01:33,118 --> 00:01:34,544 It's been over an hour. 29 00:01:34,578 --> 00:01:36,046 No. Has it? Uh-hmm. 30 00:01:36,079 --> 00:01:37,931 I haven't heard any typing. 31 00:01:39,416 --> 00:01:41,852 Typing "fuck" over and over doesn't count. 32 00:01:52,095 --> 00:01:53,105 You told me to lock you in. 33 00:01:53,138 --> 00:01:54,982 - I know. - So do you want out? 34 00:01:55,015 --> 00:01:56,400 Yeah, of course, I want out. 35 00:01:56,433 --> 00:01:58,068 But I have to write. 36 00:01:58,101 --> 00:01:59,778 Keep me locked until dinner. 37 00:01:59,811 --> 00:02:00,829 Okay. 38 00:02:03,315 --> 00:02:04,157 Do you want me to let you out? 39 00:02:04,191 --> 00:02:05,409 No, that was a test. 40 00:02:05,442 --> 00:02:08,412 - Write! - I can't. 41 00:02:08,445 --> 00:02:09,454 Okay. Here. 42 00:02:09,488 --> 00:02:11,048 Inspiration. 43 00:02:19,456 --> 00:02:21,091 That's the spirit. 44 00:02:21,124 --> 00:02:22,175 Love you. 45 00:02:22,209 --> 00:02:23,677 Fuck you too. 46 00:03:01,707 --> 00:03:03,433 Does it suck? No. 47 00:03:04,084 --> 00:03:05,052 No, it's great. 48 00:03:05,085 --> 00:03:06,887 And Diane? Um, the mother? 49 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:08,055 It's gold. 50 00:03:08,088 --> 00:03:09,306 Trust me. 51 00:03:29,860 --> 00:03:31,044 There's a phone. 52 00:03:33,029 --> 00:03:34,039 Hello? Les, hello? 53 00:03:34,072 --> 00:03:34,998 Yeah, it's me. 54 00:03:35,031 --> 00:03:37,167 Look outside. 55 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:38,877 Okay. Well, the door is still locked. 56 00:03:38,910 --> 00:03:40,504 I know. After I found you 57 00:03:40,537 --> 00:03:41,838 dangling from the garden hose, 58 00:03:41,872 --> 00:03:43,048 I think that we both agree, 59 00:03:43,081 --> 00:03:45,217 it's safer inside, right? 60 00:03:45,250 --> 00:03:46,343 - Am I? - Yes. 61 00:03:46,376 --> 00:03:47,761 I did a thorough inspection, 62 00:03:47,794 --> 00:03:49,262 um, no bugs of any kind. 63 00:03:49,296 --> 00:03:51,014 What about Roomba? Shut down. 64 00:03:51,047 --> 00:03:52,732 - Magoo? - Uh, boarded. 65 00:03:54,551 --> 00:03:56,069 Are you going to work? 66 00:03:56,503 --> 00:03:58,688 Yeah, I have to. Please don't. 67 00:03:58,722 --> 00:04:00,565 I'll--I'll hide in your pocket. I won't make a sound. 68 00:04:00,599 --> 00:04:02,442 The lab is a very dangerous place. 69 00:04:02,476 --> 00:04:04,027 There's a lot of uncontrolled variables. 70 00:04:04,060 --> 00:04:06,363 What am I supposed to do, sit around and wait? 71 00:04:06,396 --> 00:04:07,739 I'll go crazy. 72 00:04:07,773 --> 00:04:09,866 Well, you could explore the dollhouse. 73 00:04:09,900 --> 00:04:11,785 Explore the-- it's just our house 74 00:04:11,818 --> 00:04:13,703 with bad drapes and broken chairs. 75 00:04:13,737 --> 00:04:17,040 I know everything isn't perfect, but look closer. 76 00:04:17,073 --> 00:04:18,542 There's more. - There is? 77 00:04:18,575 --> 00:04:21,378 Yeah. What about the 162-bottle dual-zone, 78 00:04:21,411 --> 00:04:23,213 fully stocked wine fridge? 79 00:04:23,246 --> 00:04:25,215 And I bet you just walked right by 80 00:04:25,248 --> 00:04:27,092 the total-body massage chair 81 00:04:27,125 --> 00:04:29,928 that a former investor gifted Martin that I miniaturized. 82 00:04:29,961 --> 00:04:31,471 Martin didn't want it? No, no. 83 00:04:31,505 --> 00:04:33,098 He's allergic to touch. 84 00:04:34,758 --> 00:04:36,643 But the dollhouse started as kinda just 85 00:04:36,676 --> 00:04:39,062 a miniature research and I got carried away. 86 00:04:39,095 --> 00:04:40,480 I don't know. 87 00:04:40,514 --> 00:04:43,275 Les, my heart is-- it's racing, you know? 88 00:04:43,308 --> 00:04:44,568 Am I--am I okay? 89 00:04:44,601 --> 00:04:45,777 Does it have to do with my size? 90 00:04:45,811 --> 00:04:48,071 Do I need to be worried? - No. 91 00:04:48,104 --> 00:04:49,823 Just a little panic attack, maybe. 92 00:04:49,856 --> 00:04:51,575 But it'll pass. Just breathe. 93 00:04:53,443 --> 00:04:54,953 There you go. 94 00:04:54,986 --> 00:04:55,962 Okay. 95 00:04:56,229 --> 00:04:59,916 But, Les, are you really so close? 96 00:04:59,950 --> 00:05:01,168 Yes. 97 00:05:01,201 --> 00:05:02,919 But really though? 98 00:05:02,953 --> 00:05:04,004 Really. 99 00:05:04,037 --> 00:05:05,172 Trust me. 100 00:05:17,300 --> 00:05:18,318 Bye. 101 00:05:36,319 --> 00:05:37,621 I'm in a dollhouse. 102 00:05:37,654 --> 00:05:38,955 I'm safe. 103 00:05:38,989 --> 00:05:41,842 I'm just--I'm just anxious. 104 00:05:43,159 --> 00:05:44,594 Need a cappuccino. 105 00:05:45,579 --> 00:05:46,555 Yeah. 106 00:05:49,040 --> 00:05:50,350 I have food. 107 00:05:53,587 --> 00:05:55,138 Oh, my God. 108 00:05:56,882 --> 00:06:00,477 I am safe. 109 00:06:00,510 --> 00:06:05,115 I can relax. 110 00:06:06,099 --> 00:06:08,201 I can, yeah...? 111 00:06:16,359 --> 00:06:18,536 Hey, have you ever thought 112 00:06:18,570 --> 00:06:20,372 about miniaturizing a human being? 113 00:06:20,405 --> 00:06:22,707 Jesus Jolly Christ! 114 00:06:22,741 --> 00:06:25,168 Like, are you--are you nuts? 115 00:06:25,201 --> 00:06:27,587 Vivienne has got this place on lockdown 116 00:06:27,621 --> 00:06:30,340 and you want to shrinky-dink Johnny Q. Public? 117 00:06:30,373 --> 00:06:31,883 It was just a question. I wasn't going... 118 00:06:31,917 --> 00:06:33,927 Okay, great. Well, here's a question. 119 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:38,598 We have 28 days before we lose our shirt. 120 00:06:38,632 --> 00:06:41,518 - Yeah. - So can you stick to corn? 121 00:06:41,551 --> 00:06:43,687 Yeah? Head in the other direction. 122 00:06:43,720 --> 00:06:45,730 Make corn big. - It was just a passing thought. 123 00:06:45,764 --> 00:06:49,192 - Great. Well, we will pass. - Okay. 124 00:06:49,225 --> 00:06:51,194 All right. Les, you know, hey, I don't wanna quash 125 00:06:51,227 --> 00:06:53,363 creativity, you know, look. 126 00:06:53,396 --> 00:06:57,033 But there'd likely be hundreds of animal trials, 127 00:06:57,067 --> 00:06:58,743 maybe thousands. 128 00:06:58,777 --> 00:07:00,870 And realistically... - Yes, of course! 129 00:07:00,904 --> 00:07:02,872 Animal trials. - Yeah. 130 00:07:02,906 --> 00:07:05,542 - Yeah. What was I thinking? - Well, you had me scared there 131 00:07:05,575 --> 00:07:06,626 for a minute. - Martin, I would never 132 00:07:06,660 --> 00:07:07,711 miniaturize a human being 133 00:07:07,744 --> 00:07:08,753 without, say, 134 00:07:08,787 --> 00:07:10,755 using, I don't know, a cat 135 00:07:10,789 --> 00:07:12,966 or some other animal as a test case first. 136 00:07:12,999 --> 00:07:16,803 That would be insane. - Yeah. Negligent, even. 137 00:07:16,836 --> 00:07:18,888 You're my rock. Where would I be without you? 138 00:07:18,922 --> 00:07:20,390 High school physics teacher. 139 00:07:29,933 --> 00:07:31,901 You're in my office. 140 00:07:31,935 --> 00:07:33,903 - It was unlocked. - Well, it shouldn't be. 141 00:07:33,937 --> 00:07:35,572 I unlocked it. - Why? 142 00:07:35,605 --> 00:07:38,241 I wanted to make sure you got this. 143 00:07:38,274 --> 00:07:39,784 Your protocols and procedures in print, 144 00:07:39,818 --> 00:07:41,745 so there's no misunderstanding. 145 00:07:41,778 --> 00:07:44,748 You'll find an electronic copy in your inbox. 146 00:07:44,781 --> 00:07:46,666 And this. 147 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:48,635 So I can keep track of your every movement. 148 00:07:50,704 --> 00:07:54,007 No more secrets, Dr. Littlejohn. 149 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:55,675 I don't have secrets. 150 00:07:55,709 --> 00:07:58,311 Everyone has secrets. 151 00:08:02,382 --> 00:08:04,601 - Is that a cat? - No. 152 00:08:04,634 --> 00:08:06,027 My chair, it squeaks. 153 00:08:11,516 --> 00:08:13,651 Hold on. It'll squeak. 154 00:08:13,685 --> 00:08:15,245 I do not have time for this. 155 00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:17,831 Neither do you. 156 00:08:25,405 --> 00:08:27,123 Hey. 157 00:08:27,157 --> 00:08:29,459 You ready to go on a fantastic voyage, 158 00:08:29,492 --> 00:08:30,835 Mr. Magoo? 159 00:08:30,869 --> 00:08:33,797 Help me and help Lindy? Yeah. 160 00:08:46,051 --> 00:08:47,277 Wait. 161 00:08:47,844 --> 00:08:51,114 I donated all of this to Goodwill. 162 00:08:52,140 --> 00:08:54,025 Didn't I, Space Colon? 163 00:08:56,394 --> 00:08:58,663 Les shrunk everything. 164 00:09:01,900 --> 00:09:06,704 This was my night. 165 00:09:08,698 --> 00:09:10,967 But what if it doesn't fit? 166 00:09:12,577 --> 00:09:14,879 But what if it does? 167 00:09:29,302 --> 00:09:31,813 Do I look good? man: Yes, and look down, please. 168 00:09:34,974 --> 00:09:36,317 {\an8}photographer: Beautiful. Okay. 169 00:09:36,351 --> 00:09:38,069 {\an8}Can we get one of just Ms. McMichael? 170 00:09:38,103 --> 00:09:39,737 {\an8}Littlejohn. Yes. 171 00:09:39,771 --> 00:09:41,831 {\an8}Um, can you hold this for me? 172 00:09:46,277 --> 00:09:49,297 Here. Hold mine too, will you? 173 00:09:49,564 --> 00:09:50,915 Oh, it goes with your pocket square. 174 00:09:50,949 --> 00:09:52,959 And your next big idea, tomato red. 175 00:09:52,992 --> 00:09:54,511 man: Look down. 176 00:09:56,162 --> 00:09:57,589 He is not a coatrack... 177 00:09:57,622 --> 00:09:58,965 - He's fine. - ...you know. 178 00:09:58,998 --> 00:10:00,091 And fuck him for moving you 179 00:10:00,125 --> 00:10:01,476 to the ass crack of the country. 180 00:10:02,143 --> 00:10:04,679 Can you believe it? 181 00:10:04,712 --> 00:10:08,766 These are the moments when every fiber of my being 182 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:10,935 urges me to retreat, 183 00:10:10,969 --> 00:10:14,314 to remain unseen, unexamined, 184 00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:16,032 comfortably small. 185 00:10:17,642 --> 00:10:21,663 But this incredible prize... 186 00:10:22,981 --> 00:10:25,033 is a beacon of courage, 187 00:10:25,066 --> 00:10:28,953 reminding me that when you take that risk 188 00:10:28,987 --> 00:10:31,289 and when you make that leap, 189 00:10:31,322 --> 00:10:34,384 and when you refuse to be small, 190 00:10:35,535 --> 00:10:39,005 that is when great things happen. 191 00:10:39,038 --> 00:10:43,968 I need to thank my agent and my publisher, 192 00:10:44,002 --> 00:10:46,221 and most importantly, 193 00:10:46,254 --> 00:10:48,806 my book editor, Terry. 194 00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:50,183 Girl, we did it. 195 00:10:50,216 --> 00:10:52,644 Thank you so, so much 196 00:10:52,677 --> 00:10:54,145 from the bottom of my heart. 197 00:10:54,179 --> 00:10:55,613 I could not have done it without you. 198 00:10:56,214 --> 00:10:58,483 And with that, I am speechless. 199 00:10:58,516 --> 00:11:00,068 Thank you. Love you. 200 00:11:09,402 --> 00:11:11,037 Oh, my goodness. One more, one more. 201 00:11:11,070 --> 00:11:12,539 Sorry, I saved the best for last 202 00:11:12,572 --> 00:11:16,167 because I'd never forget. My husband, Les. 203 00:11:16,201 --> 00:11:18,586 Les Littlejohn, you did it. No, seriously, 204 00:11:18,620 --> 00:11:20,713 he chained me to my computer and locked me in my office 205 00:11:20,747 --> 00:11:24,008 so that I would finally finish this book. 206 00:11:24,042 --> 00:11:27,011 There is no book without you, 207 00:11:27,045 --> 00:11:29,430 so love you, thank you. 208 00:11:55,323 --> 00:11:57,750 Terry. 209 00:11:57,784 --> 00:11:59,636 Oh, God! Oh! 210 00:12:03,915 --> 00:12:05,975 Fuck! 211 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:09,804 What? This is-- 212 00:12:09,837 --> 00:12:11,105 this is-- 213 00:12:12,340 --> 00:12:13,316 Ugh. 214 00:12:14,425 --> 00:12:16,936 Uh, 917. 215 00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:19,447 Um, 917... 216 00:12:20,765 --> 00:12:22,942 5-- 217 00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:25,787 Who remembers anyone's number anymore? 218 00:12:31,442 --> 00:12:33,077 Star 69. 219 00:12:33,111 --> 00:12:35,246 Is that still a thing, maybe? Star 69? Okay. 220 00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:37,749 Star 69. 221 00:12:41,327 --> 00:12:44,297 Lindy? Lindy, is this an emergency? 222 00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:46,591 - My life is an emergency. - What happened? What happened? 223 00:12:46,624 --> 00:12:48,509 Okay. Listen. I didn't wanna tell you, okay? 224 00:12:48,543 --> 00:12:50,261 But I did something bad. Well, I didn't do it. 225 00:12:50,295 --> 00:12:51,596 I mean, it wasn't my fault. 226 00:12:51,629 --> 00:12:53,097 But I just need-- I need Terry's number. 227 00:12:53,131 --> 00:12:54,932 Terry? It's a long story 228 00:12:54,966 --> 00:12:56,601 and I'm not gonna say anything about, you know. 229 00:12:56,634 --> 00:12:58,478 I just--but I need to speak to her. 230 00:12:58,511 --> 00:13:00,104 Okay. Well, just take a breath 231 00:13:00,138 --> 00:13:02,440 and I won't say relax or calm down. 232 00:13:02,473 --> 00:13:04,025 Please don't. But just know 233 00:13:04,058 --> 00:13:05,485 that I am taking care of everything, 234 00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:07,320 and it will only be a couple more days, 235 00:13:07,353 --> 00:13:09,489 and then call Terry, okay? 236 00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:10,698 No, Les-- But until that time, 237 00:13:10,732 --> 00:13:12,784 just, you know, enjoy the house 238 00:13:12,817 --> 00:13:15,119 and eat and drink, and try on another dress. 239 00:13:16,571 --> 00:13:18,122 And I'll be home before you know it. 240 00:13:18,156 --> 00:13:19,791 "Another dress"? 241 00:13:19,824 --> 00:13:22,669 - Lindy, are you still there? - Yeah, I'm still here. 242 00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:25,013 Okay. Well, enjoy the staycation. 243 00:13:26,831 --> 00:13:28,675 We're being watched. 244 00:13:30,084 --> 00:13:32,470 {\an8}Okay. You know what? You're right. I will. 245 00:13:32,503 --> 00:13:34,188 {\an8}All right. Bye, Les. 246 00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:39,944 We need to retrace our steps. 247 00:13:48,102 --> 00:13:49,529 Yes? 248 00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:51,864 Um, sorry, sorry to impose, 249 00:13:51,898 --> 00:13:54,701 but, um, uh, Carl's having trouble accessing 250 00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:56,452 the, uh, chemical freezer. 251 00:13:56,486 --> 00:13:58,254 - Who are you again? - I'm Janet. 252 00:13:59,113 --> 00:14:00,540 In Richard's department. 253 00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:01,958 Yes, Richard. Where is Richard? 254 00:14:01,991 --> 00:14:03,876 He's, um, having a polyp removed. 255 00:14:03,910 --> 00:14:06,045 He'll be back shortly. - So what do you need, Janice? 256 00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:08,089 Janet. Uh, um, sorry. 257 00:14:08,122 --> 00:14:10,800 Uh, Carl, Carl, the, um, chemical freezers, 258 00:14:10,833 --> 00:14:12,218 the new protocol. 259 00:14:12,251 --> 00:14:13,978 Oh, the fucking protocol. 260 00:14:16,339 --> 00:14:18,891 - It's, um... - What is that? 261 00:14:18,925 --> 00:14:21,227 Oh, um, I think that was installed overnight. 262 00:14:21,260 --> 00:14:23,730 - What for? - For, um, motivation? 263 00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:25,982 - What? - For the 30-day deadline, 264 00:14:26,015 --> 00:14:28,326 uh, as per the contract. - Yes, I got it! 265 00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:31,621 Carl, 266 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:33,740 I'll talk to Vivienne about 267 00:14:33,773 --> 00:14:35,491 upping your security clearance, okay? 268 00:14:39,445 --> 00:14:40,463 What? 269 00:14:41,447 --> 00:14:42,999 Something wrong with the reader. 270 00:14:43,032 --> 00:14:45,418 Um, it says employee. 271 00:14:45,451 --> 00:14:46,469 What does yours say? 272 00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:49,388 Employee? 273 00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:52,508 My badge is the same as Janice's? 274 00:14:52,542 --> 00:14:53,643 Fuck. 275 00:14:59,465 --> 00:15:00,858 Dozens. 276 00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:05,822 Hundreds. 277 00:15:06,622 --> 00:15:10,443 Eight packs of economy-sized toilet paper? 278 00:15:10,476 --> 00:15:11,819 Eight times twenty-four? 279 00:15:13,312 --> 00:15:16,082 {\an8}Couple of days, my ass, Space Colon. 280 00:15:17,316 --> 00:15:18,835 "Trust me." 281 00:15:22,488 --> 00:15:24,841 {\an8}Is it wrong I don't wanna go? 282 00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:27,844 {\an8}No, it's not wrong, but... 283 00:15:29,036 --> 00:15:32,465 New York, St. Louis, New York. 284 00:15:32,498 --> 00:15:34,675 I think you're gonna love it. 285 00:15:34,709 --> 00:15:36,302 I mean, the house is huge. 286 00:15:36,335 --> 00:15:37,887 We're gonna have so much space 287 00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:40,348 and your office is bigger than this apartment. 288 00:15:40,381 --> 00:15:42,308 And we have a pool. 289 00:15:42,341 --> 00:15:44,018 I love pools. 290 00:15:44,051 --> 00:15:45,403 And I love you. 291 00:15:48,347 --> 00:15:49,782 And I love you. 292 00:15:50,516 --> 00:15:55,037 Why else would I leave New York for St. Louis? 293 00:15:56,439 --> 00:15:58,491 Lindy, I get it. I do get it. 294 00:15:58,524 --> 00:16:01,878 You just got to the top and we're leaving New York. 295 00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:04,914 - But I'll be missed... - Uh-hmm. 296 00:16:04,947 --> 00:16:06,833 ...right? And then-- and then, I'll be back. 297 00:16:06,866 --> 00:16:08,718 - Yeah. - Yeah. 298 00:16:11,287 --> 00:16:13,339 How long again, do we think? 299 00:16:13,372 --> 00:16:16,058 Two years, maybe three, tops. 300 00:16:18,252 --> 00:16:20,313 - Two, three. That's perfect. - Yeah. 301 00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:23,850 My next book will be written, Terry will be thrilled. 302 00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:26,110 It's gonna be great. Trust me. 303 00:16:28,971 --> 00:16:30,072 I do. 304 00:16:34,393 --> 00:16:35,862 I don't. 305 00:16:37,897 --> 00:16:40,199 {\an8}I bet he could make me big right now, but he won't. 306 00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:42,034 I'm his fucking lab rat. 307 00:16:42,068 --> 00:16:44,629 I'm his six-inch-tall Nobel Prize! 308 00:16:45,488 --> 00:16:47,748 Ah! 309 00:16:47,782 --> 00:16:49,467 Someone's here. 310 00:16:53,663 --> 00:16:57,466 Hello? Lindy? It's me, Richard. 311 00:16:57,500 --> 00:17:00,887 Richie! Richie! 312 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:02,930 Richard! 313 00:17:02,964 --> 00:17:05,391 Hello? 314 00:17:05,424 --> 00:17:07,226 Richard! 315 00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:08,444 Richie! 316 00:17:09,470 --> 00:17:11,030 The office. 317 00:17:12,181 --> 00:17:14,992 Come back. 318 00:17:16,102 --> 00:17:17,119 Lindy! 319 00:17:19,355 --> 00:17:21,574 I'm gonna go around the back. 320 00:17:45,131 --> 00:17:47,316 Lindy, wherefore art thou? 321 00:17:48,884 --> 00:17:52,188 Lindy? Lindy? Oh. Oh! 322 00:17:57,685 --> 00:17:58,986 [softly] Ow. 323 00:17:59,020 --> 00:18:00,613 - Hey. - Huh? Huh? 324 00:18:00,646 --> 00:18:01,989 Who are you? - No. 325 00:18:02,023 --> 00:18:03,616 What--what the fuck are you doing? 326 00:18:03,649 --> 00:18:05,117 - Huh? No. - What the fuck are you doing? 327 00:18:05,151 --> 00:18:06,619 No, no, no. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. 328 00:18:06,652 --> 00:18:09,288 Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Yeah, ha ha! 329 00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:11,123 You must be Lulu. 330 00:18:11,157 --> 00:18:14,043 - Why do you know my name? - Because I work with your dad 331 00:18:14,076 --> 00:18:15,127 at the lab. 332 00:18:15,161 --> 00:18:16,212 My name's Richard. 333 00:18:16,245 --> 00:18:17,672 Okay, Richard from the lab. 334 00:18:17,705 --> 00:18:19,173 Are you stalking us? 335 00:18:19,206 --> 00:18:20,800 Stalking? No, no. No, no, no. No, no. 336 00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:22,510 Shh. No, no, I'm not stalking. 337 00:18:22,543 --> 00:18:24,845 I was--I was in the neighborhood, 338 00:18:24,879 --> 00:18:26,681 and I just thought I'd come by and wish 339 00:18:26,714 --> 00:18:29,016 the family merry Christmas and, you know? 340 00:18:29,050 --> 00:18:30,810 And peep into the windows? 341 00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:32,687 My dad's not even home, 342 00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:34,855 which you should know, working in his lab and all? 343 00:18:34,889 --> 00:18:36,198 Uh--oh. 344 00:18:39,894 --> 00:18:41,153 See? - Okay. 345 00:18:41,187 --> 00:18:43,990 I am an employee and a physicist. 346 00:18:44,023 --> 00:18:45,574 Hmm. And a creep. 347 00:18:45,608 --> 00:18:47,201 Okay. Okay. 348 00:18:47,234 --> 00:18:50,204 I am seeing this from your vantage point 349 00:18:50,237 --> 00:18:53,165 and I--and I understand the intimations therein. 350 00:18:53,199 --> 00:18:57,837 So I will not bend your ear any longer. 351 00:18:57,870 --> 00:19:00,548 Okay. So, uh, maybe you can just, uh, take these 352 00:19:00,581 --> 00:19:02,508 to brighten up the home and, uh, you know, 353 00:19:02,541 --> 00:19:05,219 wish your mother merry Christmas for me. 354 00:19:05,252 --> 00:19:07,221 Is she home, writing? I've-- - My mom doesn't write. 355 00:19:07,254 --> 00:19:09,515 She doesn't write. Okay. That's not-- 356 00:19:09,548 --> 00:19:11,684 You can go now, Richard from the lab. 357 00:19:11,717 --> 00:19:13,853 I am gonna go. I'm just gonna go. 358 00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:15,688 Yeah. Sorry for your troubles. 359 00:19:15,721 --> 00:19:16,906 And merry Chrimbo. 360 00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:18,991 Okay. 361 00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:22,361 Whatever. 362 00:19:46,127 --> 00:19:48,721 One semester down, seven to go. 363 00:19:48,754 --> 00:19:52,274 Unless you graduate early like me. Love, Dad. 364 00:20:03,269 --> 00:20:07,323 In the name of science, these protocols must end. 365 00:20:07,356 --> 00:20:08,574 No. 366 00:20:08,607 --> 00:20:09,792 No? 367 00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:11,460 No. 368 00:20:12,194 --> 00:20:16,624 I cannot do my work with these protocols in place. 369 00:20:16,657 --> 00:20:17,967 How can you not see that? 370 00:20:18,993 --> 00:20:21,303 I see a frustrated employee. 371 00:20:27,293 --> 00:20:31,522 I'm also just a scientist, 372 00:20:32,456 --> 00:20:35,818 standing in front of another scientist, 373 00:20:36,352 --> 00:20:39,105 asking her if she really believes 374 00:20:39,138 --> 00:20:42,408 the protocols are more important than changing the world. 375 00:20:43,559 --> 00:20:45,194 Do you remember the feeling 376 00:20:45,227 --> 00:20:46,946 of being so close to a breakthrough, 377 00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:50,699 on the precipice of something monumental, 378 00:20:50,733 --> 00:20:53,202 and the only thing that matters is the work? 379 00:20:53,235 --> 00:20:54,954 You don't--you don't eat, you don't sleep, 380 00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:56,038 you don't see your family. 381 00:20:56,071 --> 00:20:58,165 What family? It's just the work. 382 00:20:58,199 --> 00:21:00,334 It's the--it's the science, 383 00:21:00,367 --> 00:21:02,219 it's the math, it's the vision. 384 00:21:02,661 --> 00:21:03,512 Come on. 385 00:21:04,705 --> 00:21:06,048 You feel it, too. 386 00:21:06,081 --> 00:21:07,800 You know I'm gonna crack this wide open 387 00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:12,138 and change the world, so join me as partners, 388 00:21:12,171 --> 00:21:14,473 not corporate versus labor, 389 00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:16,859 but scientist to scientist. 390 00:21:17,885 --> 00:21:20,196 Let's make history together. 391 00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:23,816 Partners. 392 00:21:23,849 --> 00:21:24,867 Partners. 393 00:21:29,230 --> 00:21:30,823 - Is that a cat? - What? No. 394 00:21:30,856 --> 00:21:33,409 I hear everything, I see everything. 395 00:21:33,442 --> 00:21:36,162 I can even smell everything, 396 00:21:36,195 --> 00:21:37,997 Dr. Littlejohn. 397 00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:40,666 Show me. - Show you? Um... 398 00:21:40,699 --> 00:21:44,386 In the name of science, show me. 399 00:21:45,788 --> 00:21:48,340 It was the last unauthorized experiment, I swear. 400 00:21:48,374 --> 00:21:49,934 I don't even know what I was thinking. 401 00:22:00,886 --> 00:22:01,737 I do. 402 00:22:02,204 --> 00:22:04,523 You're thinking bigger than fruit and vegetables, 403 00:22:04,557 --> 00:22:07,026 Dr. Littlejohn. Am I? 404 00:22:07,059 --> 00:22:08,903 I don't usually underestimate men. 405 00:22:08,936 --> 00:22:11,530 Oh. Well, um, yes, I am. 406 00:22:11,564 --> 00:22:13,073 I am going to have to confiscate her. 407 00:22:13,107 --> 00:22:14,867 - Is that necessary? - She's now company property. 408 00:22:14,900 --> 00:22:16,836 She's a he, Mr. Magoo. 409 00:22:17,903 --> 00:22:18,913 You named him. 410 00:22:27,246 --> 00:22:28,514 How wonderful. 411 00:22:33,252 --> 00:22:35,304 I would consider lifting 412 00:22:35,337 --> 00:22:37,389 a few of the protocols, 413 00:22:37,423 --> 00:22:39,767 should certain missing lab equipment and chemicals 414 00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:41,560 find their way back to the lab ASAP. 415 00:22:41,594 --> 00:22:43,270 - Uh-huh. - One water truck, 416 00:22:43,304 --> 00:22:45,231 one remote control, two Anvil cases. 417 00:22:45,264 --> 00:22:46,774 Yeah, I did hear something about that. 418 00:22:46,807 --> 00:22:48,117 Let me see what I can do. 419 00:22:48,934 --> 00:22:50,327 He's so warm. 420 00:22:50,936 --> 00:22:52,162 He is warm. 421 00:22:55,691 --> 00:22:57,167 Of course, 422 00:22:58,360 --> 00:22:59,211 the temperature. 423 00:22:59,612 --> 00:23:00,671 Um, 424 00:23:01,947 --> 00:23:03,582 so you'll take good care of him? 425 00:23:03,616 --> 00:23:04,500 Oh, the best. 426 00:23:04,533 --> 00:23:06,335 I mean... [clears throat] yes. 427 00:23:06,368 --> 00:23:07,336 And you'll keep track 428 00:23:07,369 --> 00:23:08,587 on his vitals? - Yes. 429 00:23:08,621 --> 00:23:10,089 And this will be our little secret 430 00:23:10,122 --> 00:23:11,799 animal trial, yeah? 431 00:23:11,832 --> 00:23:13,968 And you will inform me immediately 432 00:23:14,001 --> 00:23:16,470 of any abnormal results, yes? 433 00:23:16,503 --> 00:23:17,680 I love this cat. 434 00:23:17,713 --> 00:23:19,014 Fine, yes. Go. 435 00:23:26,513 --> 00:23:29,158 We'll be best friends forever. 436 00:23:46,700 --> 00:23:48,836 Hey, Lindy, it's me. 437 00:23:48,869 --> 00:23:50,671 Um, just picking up a few things, 438 00:23:50,704 --> 00:23:52,589 then I'm heading back to the lab. 439 00:23:52,623 --> 00:23:54,717 Are you okay? Uh, yeah, good. 440 00:23:54,750 --> 00:23:57,219 Yeah, I found the wine. 441 00:23:57,252 --> 00:23:58,562 I'm gonna take a nap. 442 00:24:01,966 --> 00:24:04,234 Well, hello to you, too, Doris. 443 00:24:07,388 --> 00:24:08,772 I can get to the lab, 444 00:24:08,806 --> 00:24:10,024 see what he's hiding. 445 00:24:11,792 --> 00:24:13,827 Yeah, it's a long way down, but... 446 00:24:15,396 --> 00:24:17,740 fuck it, right? I agree. 447 00:24:17,773 --> 00:24:19,958 Let's do it. 448 00:24:55,144 --> 00:24:56,120 Dad. 449 00:24:57,646 --> 00:24:59,239 Lulu... you're home. 450 00:24:59,273 --> 00:25:01,834 Yeah, you told me to come home... 451 00:25:03,777 --> 00:25:05,788 for the vows at the gray house? 452 00:25:05,821 --> 00:25:07,414 Oh, yes, of course. The vows. 453 00:25:07,448 --> 00:25:10,000 Yeah. Yeah. - Where's Mom? 454 00:25:10,034 --> 00:25:11,668 Oh, Lulu, it's so good to see you. 455 00:25:11,702 --> 00:25:13,670 It's so good to see you. 456 00:25:13,704 --> 00:25:17,341 So how was the--how was the last semester and your finals? 457 00:25:17,374 --> 00:25:18,467 - Uh, good, good. - Yeah? 458 00:25:18,500 --> 00:25:20,928 - Um, fantastic. - Good. 459 00:25:20,961 --> 00:25:22,096 Yeah, it runs in the genes. 460 00:25:22,129 --> 00:25:24,264 You love science. Yeah. 461 00:25:24,298 --> 00:25:25,307 Um... Um... 462 00:25:25,340 --> 00:25:27,351 ...hey, some, some weird guy 463 00:25:27,384 --> 00:25:29,520 from your lab came here. - What? Who? 464 00:25:29,553 --> 00:25:31,355 Richard. Why? 465 00:25:31,388 --> 00:25:32,648 I don't even think he knew. 466 00:25:32,681 --> 00:25:34,191 Oh, well, he's harmless. 467 00:25:34,224 --> 00:25:35,909 He's an odd duck, but he's a good scientist. 468 00:25:37,144 --> 00:25:38,654 Dad? Yeah? 469 00:25:38,687 --> 00:25:40,531 You're being really weird. 470 00:25:40,564 --> 00:25:41,782 I am? 471 00:25:41,815 --> 00:25:42,866 We've been hugging for like... 472 00:25:42,900 --> 00:25:44,159 - Oh. Sorry. - ...five minutes. 473 00:25:44,193 --> 00:25:45,452 I'm just-- I'm happy to see you. 474 00:25:45,486 --> 00:25:47,162 And work's been crazy and... 475 00:25:47,196 --> 00:25:48,205 - Speaking of crazy... - Yeah. 476 00:25:48,238 --> 00:25:49,623 - ...where's Mom? - Oh, she's-- 477 00:25:53,327 --> 00:25:54,962 I gotta get a bit of water from the kitchen. 478 00:25:54,995 --> 00:25:56,296 Come on. - We're in the kitchen. 479 00:25:56,330 --> 00:25:57,548 Uh, the deeper kitchen. 480 00:25:57,581 --> 00:25:59,842 Um, so I think Mom, 481 00:25:59,875 --> 00:26:02,019 uh, has... had, um... 482 00:26:03,087 --> 00:26:06,306 - An emotional breakdown? - She--no, no, no, no. Shh. 483 00:26:06,340 --> 00:26:07,182 Oh. - She is not. 484 00:26:07,216 --> 00:26:08,642 Oh, is she upstairs? 485 00:26:08,675 --> 00:26:10,310 Yeah, yeah-- no, no, she's not. 486 00:26:10,344 --> 00:26:13,030 She's, she--yeah, she's-- your mom has gone 487 00:26:13,464 --> 00:26:16,817 to the--to the-- to the gray house. Yeah. 488 00:26:16,850 --> 00:26:17,734 - Okay. - Yeah. 489 00:26:17,768 --> 00:26:18,861 So Hurricane Lindy 490 00:26:18,894 --> 00:26:20,195 is tracking northeast. - No. 491 00:26:20,229 --> 00:26:21,530 What category is she? 492 00:26:21,563 --> 00:26:23,073 - Don't say that. I don't know... - Dad... 493 00:26:23,107 --> 00:26:24,032 - what you're talking about. - ...come on, come on. 494 00:26:24,066 --> 00:26:25,492 She's gotta be like at least 495 00:26:25,526 --> 00:26:26,493 a five, am I right? - I don't know 496 00:26:26,527 --> 00:26:27,327 what these phrases you're using. 497 00:26:27,361 --> 00:26:30,497 That's not a nice thing to say at all. 498 00:26:33,534 --> 00:26:35,335 - What's with the dollhouse? - She--huh? 499 00:26:35,369 --> 00:26:36,503 What's that tube for? 500 00:26:36,537 --> 00:26:37,671 Well, I'm cleaning it for-- 501 00:26:37,704 --> 00:26:38,714 'cause I wanted to decorate it 502 00:26:38,747 --> 00:26:40,048 for the holidays, like festive. 503 00:26:40,082 --> 00:26:41,258 You're still shrinking things 504 00:26:41,291 --> 00:26:42,676 for the dollhouse? - Oh, fuck. 505 00:26:42,709 --> 00:26:44,344 Let me see. - Oh, no. 506 00:26:44,378 --> 00:26:46,054 Oh, oh, look out, look out, look out. Uh... 507 00:26:46,088 --> 00:26:46,980 - Dad? - Yeah. 508 00:26:47,314 --> 00:26:48,515 - What? Uh, are you okay? - No, nothing. 509 00:26:48,549 --> 00:26:49,600 Yep. I'm okay. I'm fine. 510 00:26:49,633 --> 00:26:51,268 But you, I think-- 511 00:26:51,301 --> 00:26:52,227 I think you should rest. 512 00:26:52,261 --> 00:26:53,854 I think--you gotta rest. 513 00:26:53,887 --> 00:26:55,022 You gotta rest, honey, because you've been traveling 514 00:26:55,055 --> 00:26:56,940 from college and it was a lot. 515 00:26:56,974 --> 00:26:58,525 And I'm--you know what? I'm gonna fill 516 00:26:58,559 --> 00:26:59,526 your fridge downstairs 517 00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:01,445 with so much--so much good stuff 518 00:27:01,478 --> 00:27:03,405 that you won't even feel the need to come upstairs. 519 00:27:03,438 --> 00:27:06,033 And better still, I'm gonna-- I'm gonna give you my card, 520 00:27:06,066 --> 00:27:08,035 uh, so you can just get whatever you want. 521 00:27:08,068 --> 00:27:10,037 Does that sound good? Maybe not, but I... 522 00:27:10,070 --> 00:27:11,088 I knew it. 523 00:27:12,114 --> 00:27:13,423 I'm the villain. 524 00:27:15,909 --> 00:27:16,927 Yeah. 525 00:27:18,078 --> 00:27:19,304 Fuck them. 526 00:27:20,622 --> 00:27:22,424 Stick to the plan. 527 00:27:22,457 --> 00:27:23,717 That's my ride. 528 00:27:28,422 --> 00:27:29,556 Shit. 529 00:27:29,590 --> 00:27:31,391 Yeah, it's good. 530 00:27:31,425 --> 00:27:32,609 Right? 531 00:27:34,011 --> 00:27:35,479 - Get me Deborah. - At The New Yorker? 532 00:27:35,512 --> 00:27:36,897 No, no. - I know what I said. 533 00:27:36,930 --> 00:27:39,608 Get her. - Okay. So, two words. 534 00:27:39,641 --> 00:27:41,276 George Saunders. 535 00:27:41,310 --> 00:27:43,328 Two more. Get her. 536 00:27:50,777 --> 00:27:51,795 I've got Deborah. 537 00:27:56,533 --> 00:27:58,418 Deborah, hi. 538 00:27:58,452 --> 00:28:01,004 The happiest of holidays to you and yours. 539 00:28:01,038 --> 00:28:03,674 Absolutely not. - Oh, hear me out. 540 00:28:03,707 --> 00:28:05,259 This isn't about me. 541 00:28:05,292 --> 00:28:07,803 I, um--I didn't submit Lindy's story vis-à-vis, 542 00:28:07,836 --> 00:28:09,930 my, uh, misstep 543 00:28:09,963 --> 00:28:12,099 regarding Mr. Saunders. 544 00:28:12,132 --> 00:28:15,519 And allow me to sincerely apologize once again 545 00:28:15,552 --> 00:28:16,620 for besmirching 546 00:28:16,653 --> 00:28:19,106 The New Yorker 's reputation in the process. 547 00:28:19,139 --> 00:28:21,817 Uh, my humble request 548 00:28:21,850 --> 00:28:23,652 comes at the behest of the author, 549 00:28:23,685 --> 00:28:25,862 who has a few minor tweaks, 550 00:28:25,896 --> 00:28:28,615 and would love to hold off publishing until a later date. 551 00:28:28,649 --> 00:28:30,158 I heard a rumor you may be getting 552 00:28:30,192 --> 00:28:32,327 your own publishing imprint. 553 00:28:32,361 --> 00:28:35,122 If there's anyone that you think I should meet, 554 00:28:35,155 --> 00:28:36,290 say the word. 555 00:28:36,323 --> 00:28:37,958 Oh, quite the opposite, 556 00:28:37,991 --> 00:28:40,210 vis-à-vis your humble request, 557 00:28:40,244 --> 00:28:41,378 fuck right off. 558 00:28:43,830 --> 00:28:45,557 Hey, so that was brutal. 559 00:28:46,500 --> 00:28:47,634 Get me David Remnick. 560 00:28:47,668 --> 00:28:48,677 Oh, God. 561 00:28:48,710 --> 00:28:50,470 Going over Deborah's head. 562 00:28:50,504 --> 00:28:52,731 Can't wait. Okay. 563 00:28:55,342 --> 00:28:56,401 I got David. 564 00:28:57,928 --> 00:29:00,897 David Remnick, my old pal. 565 00:29:00,931 --> 00:29:04,234 Happiest of holidays to you and yours. 566 00:29:04,268 --> 00:29:05,485 Yeah, it's Deborah. 567 00:29:05,519 --> 00:29:07,746 Nice try. Fuck off. 568 00:29:08,897 --> 00:29:10,749 - So... - Don't. 569 00:29:18,198 --> 00:29:19,383 Lindy? 570 00:29:22,703 --> 00:29:24,171 Lindy? 571 00:30:24,348 --> 00:30:25,565 What the fuck? 572 00:30:28,602 --> 00:30:29,953 So weird. 573 00:30:48,205 --> 00:30:49,965 Please. 574 00:30:49,998 --> 00:30:51,800 Richard, here are my-- 575 00:30:51,833 --> 00:30:53,218 were you at my house earlier? 576 00:30:53,251 --> 00:30:55,011 Hmm? Um, no. 577 00:30:55,045 --> 00:30:57,180 I--well, I was in the, uh-- I was in the neighborhood, 578 00:30:57,214 --> 00:30:58,473 that was because I... - Stop. Stop! 579 00:30:58,507 --> 00:30:59,975 I don't care. Don't do it again. 580 00:31:00,008 --> 00:31:01,276 - No. - Reset. 581 00:31:02,177 --> 00:31:03,812 Richard, here are my thoughts. 582 00:31:03,845 --> 00:31:06,314 The regrowth reaction has become too exothermic, 583 00:31:06,348 --> 00:31:09,484 and so we have introduced solid ammonium nitrate 584 00:31:09,518 --> 00:31:11,903 into the solution to control the temperature 585 00:31:11,937 --> 00:31:13,989 to aqueous ammonium 586 00:31:14,022 --> 00:31:16,825 and nitrate ions. 587 00:31:16,858 --> 00:31:18,076 Thoughts complete. 588 00:31:18,110 --> 00:31:19,494 Bobs, implement his thoughts. 589 00:31:19,528 --> 00:31:21,496 NH4 enter free solid, 590 00:31:21,530 --> 00:31:23,665 added to form NH4 positive 591 00:31:23,698 --> 00:31:26,134 and NO3 negative ions. 592 00:31:27,369 --> 00:31:28,503 Complete. Carl, 593 00:31:28,537 --> 00:31:30,005 implement his thoughts. 594 00:31:42,801 --> 00:31:43,777 Complete. 595 00:31:54,229 --> 00:31:55,572 Let's make history. 596 00:32:19,504 --> 00:32:20,430 It's big. 597 00:32:26,470 --> 00:32:27,729 Bob the Explainer: Five seconds. 598 00:32:32,767 --> 00:32:34,452 Bob the Explainer: 10 seconds. 599 00:32:37,939 --> 00:32:41,001 I knew it. He can do it. 600 00:32:42,652 --> 00:32:44,296 Bob the Explainer: 15 seconds. 601 00:32:46,781 --> 00:32:49,134 - Yay! - 20 seconds. 602 00:32:51,620 --> 00:32:53,054 Fuck. 603 00:33:04,508 --> 00:33:05,483 No. 604 00:33:07,636 --> 00:33:09,154 I'm human popcorn. 605 00:33:10,013 --> 00:33:11,031 Oh, my God. 606 00:33:12,641 --> 00:33:14,442 A significant success. 607 00:33:14,476 --> 00:33:16,111 Subject expanded to regular size 608 00:33:16,144 --> 00:33:18,113 for 30.8 seconds, 609 00:33:18,146 --> 00:33:20,699 an increase of 28.7 seconds. 610 00:33:20,732 --> 00:33:23,118 Yeah! Let's go. 611 00:33:23,151 --> 00:33:25,829 Huge progress in the name of science, Richard. 612 00:33:25,862 --> 00:33:27,497 man: Yeah, it's all there. That was awesome. 613 00:33:27,531 --> 00:33:29,040 Oh, Bob The Explainer. 614 00:33:32,410 --> 00:33:34,429 That sounded like it came from in there. 615 00:33:35,163 --> 00:33:36,631 woman: Well 616 00:33:36,665 --> 00:33:37,883 Spooky. woman: ...that was strange. 617 00:33:37,916 --> 00:33:39,184 I don't know. man: He is... 618 00:33:44,381 --> 00:33:47,609 - Lindy! - You fucking liar! 619 00:33:50,595 --> 00:33:54,074 Um, maybe we should give him some privacy. 620 00:33:55,892 --> 00:33:59,070 I'll grow in 30 seconds and explode. 621 00:33:59,104 --> 00:34:00,322 Oh, you don't know what you saw. 622 00:34:00,355 --> 00:34:02,908 "I'm so close," my tiny fucking ass. 623 00:34:02,941 --> 00:34:04,409 Oh, I would never let you explode. 624 00:34:04,442 --> 00:34:05,493 I... - Fuck you! 625 00:34:05,527 --> 00:34:06,962 No, no, Lindy. 626 00:34:08,780 --> 00:34:10,665 I'm gonna expose you! 627 00:34:14,077 --> 00:34:15,921 You can't keep me prisoner. 628 00:34:15,954 --> 00:34:17,672 I'm not a fucking lab rat! - Lindy, no. 629 00:34:17,706 --> 00:34:19,808 Listen to me. - No, never! 630 00:34:20,275 --> 00:34:23,887 I'm gonna tell the world what you've done to me. 631 00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:25,013 Lindy, no. 632 00:34:25,046 --> 00:34:26,064 I don't trust you. 633 00:34:26,598 --> 00:34:28,400 - Lindy. - How long 634 00:34:28,833 --> 00:34:30,894 until you can fix me? 635 00:34:30,927 --> 00:34:32,187 For real, 636 00:34:32,220 --> 00:34:35,073 I need the truth. 637 00:34:38,977 --> 00:34:40,078 I don't know. 638 00:34:42,063 --> 00:34:43,081 You don't know. 639 00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:46,418 That's the truth. 640 00:34:47,110 --> 00:34:48,870 You can't say when. 641 00:34:48,903 --> 00:34:50,255 It could be tomorrow, 642 00:34:50,555 --> 00:34:52,874 but it could be weeks, months, or... 643 00:34:52,907 --> 00:34:55,460 - Never. - No, not never. 644 00:34:55,493 --> 00:34:57,545 My theory is sound. 645 00:34:57,579 --> 00:34:59,089 I just need to figure out the math. 646 00:34:59,122 --> 00:35:01,216 And, I know this must've looked like a disaster, 647 00:35:01,249 --> 00:35:03,259 but I'm making really good progress. 648 00:35:03,293 --> 00:35:05,854 You know, yesterday was two seconds, today was over thirty. 649 00:35:07,088 --> 00:35:10,976 I'm scared. Is this my new life? 650 00:35:11,009 --> 00:35:12,727 No, it's temporary. 651 00:35:12,761 --> 00:35:14,029 I promise. 652 00:35:15,764 --> 00:35:18,066 I wanna trust you, but I can't. 653 00:35:19,601 --> 00:35:20,952 In a minute! 654 00:35:21,978 --> 00:35:23,238 Well, just go. Okay. 655 00:35:23,271 --> 00:35:24,614 Well, I'm gonna need you 656 00:35:24,648 --> 00:35:27,117 to get in my desk drawer to hide. 657 00:35:27,150 --> 00:35:28,994 My height, my autonomy, 658 00:35:29,027 --> 00:35:30,712 and now my dignity. 659 00:35:31,079 --> 00:35:32,247 Please. Fun. 660 00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:33,415 Thank you. Uh-huh. 661 00:35:33,448 --> 00:35:35,250 I'm gonna need something too. 662 00:35:35,283 --> 00:35:36,751 Anything. Stop locking me 663 00:35:36,785 --> 00:35:39,087 in the dollhouse. - Well, that's for your safety, 664 00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:41,681 but fine. - Lose the cameras. 665 00:35:42,082 --> 00:35:44,009 Yeah, I know you're spying on me. 666 00:35:44,042 --> 00:35:45,427 Also for your safety. 667 00:35:45,460 --> 00:35:47,637 And I'm not spying on you. There's no audio. 668 00:35:47,671 --> 00:35:49,431 I'm doing a series of daily check-ins. 669 00:35:49,464 --> 00:35:50,765 Oh, like a mental patient. 670 00:35:50,799 --> 00:35:52,984 Like a loving husband with a miniature wife. 671 00:35:53,518 --> 00:35:57,272 Fine. But then I need a working laptop, 672 00:35:57,305 --> 00:35:59,482 and toothpaste that I like, 673 00:35:59,516 --> 00:36:01,693 and--and my lipstick. 674 00:36:01,726 --> 00:36:03,486 My favorite lipstick's in my purse. 675 00:36:04,979 --> 00:36:06,448 - Coming! - Ah! 676 00:36:06,481 --> 00:36:08,116 Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. 677 00:36:08,149 --> 00:36:11,202 Too loud. Yes, yes. Fine. 678 00:36:11,236 --> 00:36:12,545 Deal. Make a list. 679 00:36:13,988 --> 00:36:15,623 Okay. 680 00:36:18,993 --> 00:36:20,178 Love you. 681 00:36:21,371 --> 00:36:23,298 Fuck you too. 682 00:36:52,777 --> 00:36:53,795 Oh, God. 683 00:36:57,866 --> 00:36:59,134 A phone. 684 00:37:00,285 --> 00:37:01,302 Terry. 685 00:37:04,372 --> 00:37:06,424 Come on. 686 00:37:06,458 --> 00:37:09,636 Oh, for God--fucking shit. 687 00:37:09,669 --> 00:37:11,096 Come on. 688 00:37:15,175 --> 00:37:16,192 Okay. 689 00:37:35,028 --> 00:37:38,089 - Is she dead? - What? Who? Is who dead? 690 00:37:38,823 --> 00:37:40,166 Lindy? 691 00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:42,127 You thought I died? 692 00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:44,295 It's the only reason Les would call me. 693 00:37:44,329 --> 00:37:45,797 You sounded scared. 694 00:37:45,830 --> 00:37:47,006 I was. 695 00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:49,843 Aw. That means the world to me. 696 00:37:49,876 --> 00:37:52,303 You have no idea. 697 00:37:52,337 --> 00:37:54,139 Wait, how do you think I died? 698 00:37:54,172 --> 00:37:55,565 What were you imagining? 699 00:37:55,999 --> 00:37:58,309 Threw yourself in front of a bus in order to avoid 700 00:37:58,343 --> 00:38:00,812 a career-ending plagiarism scandal. 701 00:38:00,845 --> 00:38:04,149 Yeah, but you're gonna fix that. 702 00:38:04,182 --> 00:38:05,650 Lindy, I tried. 703 00:38:05,683 --> 00:38:08,736 Tried? Terry, that sounds very defeatist. 704 00:38:08,770 --> 00:38:10,488 That's not you. Come on. 705 00:38:10,522 --> 00:38:13,825 I really, really, really, really, really need this, so... 706 00:38:13,858 --> 00:38:15,994 I hate to say it, but this isn't my fucking problem. 707 00:38:16,027 --> 00:38:17,328 Your ex-emotional... 708 00:38:17,362 --> 00:38:19,330 whatever the fuck, sent the story in. 709 00:38:19,364 --> 00:38:20,665 I'm about to get my own imprint. 710 00:38:20,698 --> 00:38:22,926 I cannot be associated with this shit. 711 00:38:23,868 --> 00:38:25,670 But what about our friendship? 712 00:38:25,703 --> 00:38:27,388 Is this friendship or business? 713 00:38:27,789 --> 00:38:29,140 Both. Well, that's... 714 00:38:30,416 --> 00:38:32,343 that's the problem, isn't it? 715 00:38:32,377 --> 00:38:34,012 The--the lines have blurred. 716 00:38:34,045 --> 00:38:37,899 And we haven't conducted business in 15 years. 717 00:38:39,425 --> 00:38:40,852 Look, Lindy, I love you. 718 00:38:40,885 --> 00:38:42,070 I always will. But... 719 00:38:42,595 --> 00:38:43,613 But? 720 00:38:44,931 --> 00:38:45,949 You're toxic. 721 00:38:47,892 --> 00:38:50,195 It doesn't matter who sent the story to The New Yorker. 722 00:38:50,228 --> 00:38:51,696 It's out there. 723 00:38:51,729 --> 00:38:53,748 And if it's out there and you have to deny it... 724 00:38:54,941 --> 00:38:56,125 You're toxic. 725 00:38:59,112 --> 00:39:00,171 I see. 726 00:39:01,281 --> 00:39:03,299 Well, then by that logic, 727 00:39:03,700 --> 00:39:06,127 if I were to put it out there 728 00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:08,129 that you knew about the story 729 00:39:08,162 --> 00:39:10,632 and encouraged me to submit it anyway 730 00:39:10,665 --> 00:39:12,759 and then you had to deny it, 731 00:39:12,792 --> 00:39:14,352 you're toxic. 732 00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:17,055 But you wouldn't. 733 00:39:17,088 --> 00:39:20,808 No, not if it's friendship. 734 00:39:20,842 --> 00:39:22,819 But if it's just business... 735 00:39:24,929 --> 00:39:26,898 I'll keep you posted, friend. 736 00:39:26,931 --> 00:39:28,449 Oh, thank you, friend. 737 00:39:33,771 --> 00:39:34,948 Oliver! Your friendship 738 00:39:34,981 --> 00:39:36,282 is so toxic, I love it. 739 00:39:36,316 --> 00:39:37,575 Get me Jackie fucking Baldwin 740 00:39:37,609 --> 00:39:39,410 in my fucking office fucking tomorrow. 741 00:39:39,444 --> 00:39:40,912 Thank you, God. 742 00:39:40,945 --> 00:39:41,996 Conclusions. 743 00:39:42,030 --> 00:39:43,498 The regrowth process induced 744 00:39:43,531 --> 00:39:45,083 excessive molecular tension 745 00:39:45,116 --> 00:39:47,627 surpassing sub-structural limits of the plant cells. 746 00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:51,589 This tension, compounded by a sudden and extreme rise 747 00:39:51,623 --> 00:39:54,175 in temperature, triggered a chain reaction. 748 00:39:54,208 --> 00:39:55,927 This is key... - Hello? 749 00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:58,187 Richie, it's me. I've been miniaturized. 750 00:39:58,821 --> 00:40:01,015 I'm in the laboratory. I'm in Les' desk drawer. 751 00:40:01,049 --> 00:40:02,600 He's taking me home to a dollhouse. 752 00:40:02,634 --> 00:40:03,434 Help me. ...culminating 753 00:40:03,468 --> 00:40:04,435 in a detonation. 754 00:40:04,469 --> 00:40:05,812 Bang. And so... 755 00:40:05,845 --> 00:40:07,772 Wait, what? ...recommend--Richard. 756 00:40:07,805 --> 00:40:09,524 - Huh? What, what? - Is that a personal call? 757 00:40:09,557 --> 00:40:10,608 Oh, no, no, no. Um, no, no, no. 758 00:40:10,642 --> 00:40:11,776 - Hang up. - I'm sorry. 759 00:40:11,809 --> 00:40:12,777 Richard, don't hang up. 760 00:40:12,810 --> 00:40:13,945 Come get me. I'm in the drawer. 761 00:40:13,978 --> 00:40:16,497 I'm in the drawer. Open the top--hello? 762 00:40:18,691 --> 00:40:20,535 Apologies. It was--um, 763 00:40:20,568 --> 00:40:21,995 it was my mother. 764 00:40:22,028 --> 00:40:23,588 Just a tiny issue. 765 00:40:25,323 --> 00:40:26,791 Recommendations. 766 00:40:26,824 --> 00:40:28,626 Immediate suspension 767 00:40:28,660 --> 00:40:31,462 of regrowth experiments involving Compound X44, 768 00:40:31,496 --> 00:40:32,547 do we agree? 769 00:40:40,213 --> 00:40:43,107 Do you think you'll tell your daughter about me? 770 00:40:44,092 --> 00:40:45,476 Lindy. 771 00:40:45,510 --> 00:40:46,978 Wouldn't want Hurricane Lindy 772 00:40:47,011 --> 00:40:48,855 blowing through your special bond. 773 00:40:48,888 --> 00:40:51,691 What was it? Category 5? 774 00:40:51,724 --> 00:40:55,403 What category is shrinking your wife to six inches tall? 775 00:40:55,436 --> 00:40:56,821 It was a 5, 776 00:40:56,854 --> 00:40:59,540 and I'm very sorry. 777 00:41:01,359 --> 00:41:03,044 What does it matter now anyway? 778 00:41:04,612 --> 00:41:06,748 I think it would traumatize her. 779 00:41:07,907 --> 00:41:09,217 I think she'd blame me. 780 00:41:10,910 --> 00:41:13,171 I should probably move the dollhouse. 781 00:41:13,204 --> 00:41:16,099 Yeah. My prison within my prison. 782 00:41:17,583 --> 00:41:20,845 You know, uh, Dr. Carmichael says... 783 00:41:20,878 --> 00:41:23,598 - Fuck that bitch! - Whoa, Lindy. 784 00:41:23,631 --> 00:41:25,516 That is a red-light reaction. 785 00:41:25,550 --> 00:41:27,769 Can we please try to achieve a yellow light 786 00:41:27,802 --> 00:41:29,904 on the road to a green-light response? 787 00:41:37,812 --> 00:41:39,906 Silence is the silent killer 788 00:41:39,939 --> 00:41:41,457 of a relationship. 789 00:41:42,025 --> 00:41:45,745 I will take my foot off the brake. 790 00:41:45,778 --> 00:41:48,623 And although I may sit here quietly, 791 00:41:48,656 --> 00:41:50,249 it's not silence. 792 00:41:50,283 --> 00:41:52,377 I feel that we have achieved a yellow light 793 00:41:52,410 --> 00:41:55,546 and we'll proceed with caution. 794 00:41:55,580 --> 00:41:57,965 As Dr. Carmichael says, 795 00:41:57,999 --> 00:42:01,219 why don't we revisit us 796 00:42:01,252 --> 00:42:02,603 in the morning? 797 00:42:04,756 --> 00:42:07,775 I, as half of us, agree. 798 00:42:13,681 --> 00:42:14,565 Not at all. 799 00:42:14,599 --> 00:42:15,900 Well, this, um, 800 00:42:15,933 --> 00:42:17,568 this is the GMO tomato. 801 00:42:17,602 --> 00:42:20,405 That stands for genetically modified organism. 802 00:42:20,438 --> 00:42:23,408 And, um, this GMO tomato really has the power to, 803 00:42:23,441 --> 00:42:25,410 uh, revolutionize agriculture 804 00:42:25,443 --> 00:42:27,161 and food production as we know it. 805 00:42:27,195 --> 00:42:28,913 The GMO tomato, um, 806 00:42:28,946 --> 00:42:31,624 is disease- and pest-resistant. 807 00:42:31,657 --> 00:42:33,292 Um, it has a longer shelf life. 808 00:42:33,326 --> 00:42:34,836 It has enhanced nutrition. 809 00:42:34,869 --> 00:42:37,130 And it reduces the need for fertilizers. 810 00:42:37,163 --> 00:42:39,424 So win, win, win, win, win. 811 00:42:41,334 --> 00:42:42,477 Smells good too. 812 00:42:54,806 --> 00:42:57,658 Sam, incarcerated. 813 00:42:58,476 --> 00:43:00,611 Bill, grandpa. 814 00:43:00,645 --> 00:43:03,489 Warren, great-grandpa. 815 00:43:03,523 --> 00:43:04,582 Jeff... 816 00:43:05,691 --> 00:43:06,667 gross. 817 00:43:18,329 --> 00:43:19,797 That's not how you spell 818 00:43:19,831 --> 00:43:22,550 Littlejohn, Mr. Magoo. 819 00:43:47,525 --> 00:43:49,210 At least he gets out... 820 00:43:50,778 --> 00:43:52,296 feeling help. 821 00:44:21,434 --> 00:44:23,528 It's just gonna be Les 822 00:44:23,561 --> 00:44:27,240 and his big, dumb, green-light face. 823 00:44:34,447 --> 00:44:35,423 Richie? 824 00:44:36,908 --> 00:44:39,877 Uh--wait, are you real? 825 00:44:39,911 --> 00:44:43,014 I come bearing me, my love. 826 00:44:44,248 --> 00:44:45,383 And these. 827 00:44:45,416 --> 00:44:48,386 Richie! 828 00:44:48,419 --> 00:44:52,223 ♪ Wouldn't it be nice ♪ ♪ if we were older? ♪ 829 00:44:52,256 --> 00:44:56,060 ♪ Then we wouldn't have ♪ ♪ To wait so long ♪ 830 00:44:56,093 --> 00:44:59,814 ♪ And wouldn't it be nice ♪ ♪ To live together ♪ 831 00:44:59,847 --> 00:45:03,784 ♪ In the kind of world ♪ ♪ Where we belong ♪ 832 00:45:05,144 --> 00:45:06,737 ♪ You know ♪ ♪ It's gonna make it ♪ 833 00:45:06,771 --> 00:45:08,906 ♪ That much better ♪ 834 00:45:08,940 --> 00:45:10,449 ♪ When we can say good night ♪ 835 00:45:10,483 --> 00:45:15,246 ♪ And stay together ♪ 836 00:45:15,279 --> 00:45:19,083 ♪ Wouldn't it be nice ♪ ♪ If we could wake up ♪ 837 00:45:19,116 --> 00:45:22,920 ♪ In the morning ♪ ♪ When the day is new ♪ 838 00:45:22,954 --> 00:45:26,757 ♪ And after having spent ♪ ♪ The day together ♪ 839 00:45:26,791 --> 00:45:30,895 ♪ Hold each other close ♪ ♪ The whole night through ♪ 840 00:45:31,829 --> 00:45:35,933 ♪ But happy times together ♪ ♪ We've been spending ♪ 841 00:45:35,967 --> 00:45:37,476 ♪ I wish that every kiss ♪ 842 00:45:37,510 --> 00:45:42,273 ♪ Was never-ending ♪ 843 00:45:42,306 --> 00:45:45,409 ♪ Oh, wouldn't it be nice ♪ 844 00:45:47,728 --> 00:45:49,655 ♪ Maybe if we think ♪ 845 00:45:49,689 --> 00:45:51,115 ♪ And wish ♪ ♪ And hope and pray ♪ 846 00:45:51,148 --> 00:45:53,993 ♪ It might come true ♪ 847 00:45:54,026 --> 00:45:55,870 ♪ Run, run, we-ooh ♪ 848 00:45:55,903 --> 00:45:57,997 ♪ Oh, baby ♪ ♪ Then there wouldn't be ♪ 849 00:45:58,030 --> 00:46:01,876 ♪ A single thing ♪ ♪ We couldn't do ♪ 850 00:46:01,909 --> 00:46:04,170 ♪ Oh, we could be married ♪ 851 00:46:04,203 --> 00:46:05,963 ♪ Oh, we could be married ♪ 852 00:46:05,997 --> 00:46:07,840 ♪ And then we'd be happy ♪ 853 00:46:07,873 --> 00:46:09,800 ♪ And then we'd be happy ♪ 854 00:46:09,834 --> 00:46:13,729 ♪ Oh, wouldn't it be nice ♪ 855 00:46:15,172 --> 00:46:19,360 ♪ Good night, my baby ♪ ♪ Sleep... ♪